The United Military States of South EA is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Diego Antonio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.07 billion Southeast Asians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southeast Asian economy, worth 287 trillion Borneo Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 138,696 Borneo Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South EA's national animal is the Mighty Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southeastism.

South EA is ranked 11,043^rd in the world and 467^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 119,451.97 Standard Monetary Units.